Wake Up
Get Some Fresh Air
Unless It's Cold
If It's Cold Then I Hate My Life
Come Back Inside & Burrow Into Something Warm
Sunbathe To Obtain Maximum Amount Of Warmth
Pant For 20 Minutes Because Of Too Much Sunbathing
Decide To Do Something Bad & Get Yelled At By Mommy
Become Exhausted From All Those Activities & Being Yelled At
Dream About Favorite Things, Like...
Going For A Ride
Playing In The Park
Going In The Pool
Going To The Beach
Going On A Trip
Seeing Grandpa!
Spending An Afternoon With Uncle Andy
Being An 80's Pop Star
Of Course There Is The Occasional Nightmare:
FML...
Wake Up Wishing Daddy Was Home
Decide To Go Back To Sleep So The Day Passes Faster
Daddy Is Home!!!
Daddy Yells At Me For Doing Something Bad Today
Decide: "Forget Daddy... I Don't Even Like Him Anyway"
Decide Mommy Is New Favorite Person
Mommy Does Something To Upset Me
Daddy Quickly Becomes Favorite Person Again
Lay In The Kitchen While Mommy Cooks.
It Smells Good. She Has Been Redeemed As Favorite Person.
Mommy & Daddy Start To Get Ready For Bed
They Say It's Time For Me To Sleep Too
So I Try
But I Can't
I Slept All Day!
So, I Decide To Wake Up & Go Find Naughty Things To Do To Occupy My Time
But Then Mommy Wakes Up & Catches Me...
I Repeat This 2 Or 3 Times Each Night...
Around 3AM I Give Up And So Does Mommy.
Bed Time.
Of Course, I'll Repeat It All Again Tomorrow... :)
-Charlotte
FTW!
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